A short and sweet fanfiction about J-Novel Club
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The room was dead silent.
No one dared utter a word.
Fofi, Steiner, and Sean sat dead silent before the document before them.
It was a mountain of the lowest common denominator of isekai novels, so generic one couldn't even tell them apart from one another. Mixed within them were ones so sordid that they would put the nukige that Steiner had translated for a quick buck to shame.
Sean was the first to break the silence. Saying that his voice was timid wouldn't even begin to do justice to the absolute fear it expressed.
"Sam... what... is the meaning of all this?"
All three translators looked up at Sam with terror in their eyes.
Sam towered over the three of them from across the table. His pupils had lost their focus in madness. Greed had devoured him entirely.
"I was requested by some publishers to seize the last opportunity to cash in on these isekai series before the fad finally dies for good. Following through will ensure a smooth relationship with them in the future."
Steiner squeaked out in his characteristic Scottish accent,
"So... what you're saying is, you want us to pick out a few of these to translate... right?"
"A few of them?"
A chuckle leaked out of Sam's mouth before slowly building into a guffaw. He began to laugh just like a cartoon villain. The three stared on in dumb amazement and fear. Eventually, Sam finally calmed himself. He began, looking amused,
"I want you lot to translate ALL of them."
Fofi tried to utter a word of defiance, but faltered. As the greenest of the three, he was never up to the task. The other two were unable to regain themselves from the shock as well.
Seeing the three of them defeated, Sam turned his eyes towards a new target.
"And for you, Sophie..."
Sam set his gaze upon Sophie, who had apparently been there since the beginning in the corner of the room. She had been huddled in fear, and shuddered in shock upon being directly addressed by the
Fuhrerbig boss himself."I have more mindless ecchi series... Look, all of this!"
He brushed the separate, smaller pile towards her using both hands with an underhand stroke. Boobs and ass flew up in the air in a swirl before dancing downwards like leaves in front of Sophie.
Sam cackled maniacally for what seemed like eternity. When he finally stopped laughing, he moved to exit the room ahead of the rest of them, leaving them with the pile of crap that had been laid onto the table. Before closing the door, he graced them with these simple, yet endlessly sinister words,
"Well now..."
He paused before giving the final thrust of his big, fat, and juicy... command,
"They ain't gonna translate themselves."
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This is gold. I hope for more updates.
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Thanks for this. xD
Your turn @Liz
Liz TRANSLATORS Apr 22, 2017, 1:22 PM
@Cole-Seeley I wrote up a brief piece recasting Sam as Ichiro from VRMMO, but... it's the middle of the night over in Japan, I don't want to make him mad right before bed ;)=P
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When will part be uploaded?
Can we expect a published book this year?
Will seven Seas even touch this for a physical release?
For the premium content will it be a picture of Sam with a sharp villainous Gotee and devil horns?
Please consider picking up Abec to do the illustrations for this...he would do this justice.
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Next time on J-No~Lators:
—"Where did this book come from?"
—"No , not moonrunes; it's literally written in runes!"
—"Guys... where are we?!"Chapter 2: "Are We Still The World's Strongest Translators if We're In A Different World?!"
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@Terrence said in A short and sweet fanfiction about J-Novel Club:
Thanks for this. xD
Your turn @Liz
Liz TRANSLATORS Apr 22, 2017, 1:22 PM
@Cole-Seeley I wrote up a brief piece recasting Sam as Ichiro from VRMMO, but... it's the middle of the night over in Japan, I don't want to make him mad right before bed ;)=P
Aw, I typed it up in the text box and deleted it at the time. I'm not sure I could pull it out again.
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@Taedirk Fitting that the J-Novel Club light novel is an isekai.
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@EmperorCrimson I mean, where else would they end up?
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Looking forward to Part 2 next week.
When does the e-book come out btw? ... xD
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@Pmf96 said in A short and sweet fanfiction about J-Novel Club:
Looking forward to Part 2 next week.
When does the e-book come out btw? ... xD
Laughed pretty hard, thanks :smile:eBook? I'm waiting for the officially liscensed 7 Seas physical edition guaranteed to storm the NYTimes bestsellers list.
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@gdp740 It's not for sale because it's priceless.
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Still waiting for part 2....
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I wonder how many layers of in-joke this is on.
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This is pure solid gold xD. Premium epub release when??
