Coming into this rather late in the game, but this is the proper topic for Volume One burbling...
"That wand is trash" clench snap
"Wah!"
rumble rumble rumble mutiny mutiny mutiny (points for recognizing the reference!)
"Oops, it seems to have broken.
"How sad.
Rumble!
"Here, have this spare wand I just happen to be carrying around."
Knowledgeable folk look at the wand, look at the individuals involved, look at the wand, go WTF?! 'cause it ain't a wand she'd use but is perfect for the one she's handing it to.
The commentators go wild.
There were so many novels that sounded interesting when this one started posting that it got lost in the shuffle, despite sounding like it might be fun.
Might? Might?!
It's a hoot.